Fake Parking Tickets Pack of 5
Having received this traffic offense is evidence of your complete and total disregard for proper parking procedures. You may not appeal this case, as you are probably too dumb to understand that word. You must not appear in court, as you would probably just smell up the court house.
Off the Hook Goldfish Sandwich Bags
Use these fun, food-safe sandwich bags, that feature images of goldfish swimming, for your lunch, snacks or storage. Food safe. Size: 7.25 inches square. Quantity: 20 ziplock-style close.
Do Not Cross Crime Scene Tape Roll
Crime Scene Tape: Crime Scene Do Not Cross. This is the real stuff used by Police and as seen on TV. Bright yellow tape and big, black letters! About 50 ft per roll.
Fake Pregnancy Test
It's the home pregnancy test that is always positive! Ladies, now you can find out if you've found Mr. Right with this hilarious prank! Will he stick with you if he thinks things will get complicated? This outrageous prank will have your guy sweating!
Embarrassing Fake Receipts
These realistic fake receipts are sure to get a laugh or two from whoever discovers them. Each package includes ten different receipts. Receipts include: Adult Toy Store, Adult Video Store, Embarrassing Magazines, Anal Fungus, Erectile Dysfunction, Low ATM, Excessive Fast Food, Adult Diapers, "Massage Parlor" and a "Secret Drunk." Something for everyone!
Blue Q Control Your Family Breath Spray
It's not that you don't love them. It's just that if they did what you wanted, maybe you'd love them a little bit more. So strong it works on extended family, too! Peppermint Flavor .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml
Blue Q Nap In A Bottle Breath Spray
How you got exhausted isn't any of our business. But bringing you back to life is! Remember, friend, life is better when you're awake. Peppermint Flavor .25 fl. oz./ 7.5ml
Rubber Dub Dub
Natural Selection's original! Colored condoms within scented glycerin soap. Perfect for that special person in your life or for a fun party gift. Makes a wonderful bachelorette gift!
Note: When used properly condoms are highly effective against pregnancy, yet no contraceptive can guarantee 100% effectiveness. Condoms may also help reduce the risk of catching or spreading many sexually transmitted diseases. However, they cannot eliminate the risk.